Launch a hyperbolic token. From its first trade it carries a floor on y = 1/x that rises with time and volume toward an asymptote, while its own creator fees buy it back and burn it.

1. 01You launch on pump.fun. The coin's creator is a fresh wallet that only the engine controls.
2. 02Its floor F₀ is seeded at 80% of the first price the engine observes.
3. 03From then on floor = F₀ / (1 − p). Each day adds 1/60 to p and each $5K traded adds 0.01. Time and volume add.
4. 04Far from p = 1 the floor barely moves: at 0.5 it has doubled. Near it the floor goes vertical: ×10 at 0.9, ×100 at 0.99, where it stops.
5. 05The engine claims the creator fees every 15 seconds. Every 10 seconds it spends a small slice of them buying the coin, above the floor or below it. Steady, never in bursts.
6. 06Everything it buys is burned. Nothing is ever sold.

0.01 SOL stays in each coin’s wallet for gas.